The Colbert Report

Season 5

161 episodes 12 seasons

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The Colbert Report Season 5 released on January 5, 2009.

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S05E01 Aired January 05, 2009

John King

Stephen congratulates John King and the rest of the media on getting Obama elected.

S05E02 Aired January 06, 2009

Matt Miller

Matt Miller says the government must make sure we have basic securities like health care and pensions.

S05E03 Aired January 07, 2009

Benicio Del Toro

Benicio Del Toro talks about meeting Castro to prepare for "Che."

S05E04 Aired January 08, 2009

Lawrence Lessig

Lawrence Lessig says the outdated copyright laws have turned our kids into criminals.

S05E05 Aired January 12, 2009

Anthony Romero

Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.

S05E06 Aired January 13, 2009

Niall Ferguson

Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.

S05E07 Aired January 14, 2009

Alan Khazei

Barack Obama may be over-marketed, and Alan Khazei wants Americans to volunteer.

S05E08 Aired January 15, 2009

David Gregory, Shepard Fairey

A look back on President Bush's relationship with the media -- Stephen wonders if tonight's the night they finally do it and Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster belongs to everyone.

S05E09 Aired January 19, 2009

Frank Rich

Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.

S05E10 Aired January 20, 2009

Jabari Asim

Tonight Stephen welcomes Washington Post columnist and author of The N Word: Who Can Say It, Who Shouldn't, and Why, Jabari Asim.

S05E11 Aired January 21, 2009

Elizabeth Alexander

Elizabeth Alexander explains to Stephen the difference between a metaphor and a lie.

S05E12 Aired January 22, 2009

Jon Meacham

Tonight Stephen welcomes Newsweek editor and author of American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House, Jon Meacham.

S05E13 Aired January 26, 2009

Chris Mooney, Ed Young

Obama changes Bush's policy on science, and Ed Young thinks married people should have more sex.

S05E14 Aired January 27, 2009

Philippe Petit

Documentary, "Man on Wire"

S05E15 Aired January 28, 2009

Paul McCartney, Denis Dutton

S05E16 Aired January 29, 2009

John Podesta

President and CEO, Center for American Progress

S05E17 Aired February 02, 2009

Dan Zaccagnino

The government collapses in Iceland, and Stephen gets mad at Dan Zaccagnino.

S05E18 Aired February 03, 2009

Henry Louis Gates Jr.

Henry Louis Gates, Jr. says Abraham Lincoln was always against slavery, but he wasn't a fan of black people.

S05E19 Aired February 04, 2009

Steve Martin

Actor, "The Pink Panther 2"

S05E20 Aired February 05, 2009

James Surowiecki, Jonah Lehrer

Stephen salutes the Boy Scouts, and Jonah Lehrer discusses the neuroscience of decision-making.

S05E21 Aired February 09, 2009

TV on the Radio

Stephen welcomes musical guest TV On The Radio.

S05E22 Aired February 10, 2009

Robert Ballard

It's tough times for the Republican Party, and Stephen gives a shout out to a former employee.

S05E23 Aired February 11, 2009

Eleanor Holmes Norton, Steven Pinker

New York Times article, "My Genomic Self"

S05E24 Aired February 12, 2009

David Ross, Ed Colbert, Adam Gopnik

Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.

S05E25 Aired February 23, 2009

Father James Martin, Helen Fisher

Tonight Stephen welcomes the chief scientific advisor for chemistry.com, anthropology professor and author of Why Him? Why Her?: Finding Real Love By Understanding Your Personality Type, Helen Fisher.

S05E26 Aired February 24, 2009

Cliff Sloan

Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law.

S05E27 Aired February 25, 2009

John Fetterman

Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of the stimulus money.

S05E28 Aired February 26, 2009

Kris Kristofferson

Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.

S05E29 Aired March 02, 2009

David Byrne

Late at night, who does David Byrne fear David Byrne is?

S05E30 Aired March 03, 2009

Mark Bittman

President Obama taxes the rich to pay for universal health care, and South Carolina may finally end gun prostitution.

S05E31 Aired March 04, 2009

Carl Wilson

Carl Wilson tries to understand the popularity of Celine Dion in "Let's Talk About Love" and will NASA name part of the space station after Stephen if he changes his name to Stephen Urine Filtration System?

S05E32 Aired March 05, 2009

Steven Johnson

Steven Johnson talks about Joseph Priestley, the man who first realized that plants actually create the oxygen we breathe.

S05E33 Aired March 09, 2009

Lisa Hannigan

Lisa Hannigan sewed the cover, liner notes and lyrics of her album "Sea Sew."

S05E34 Aired March 10, 2009

William Gerstenmaier, Dr. Jay Keasling

Tonight Stephen welcomes microbiologist and member of the Joint BioEnergy Institute, Dr. Jay Keasling. Also Stephen talks with NASA's associate administrator for space operations Bill Gerstenmaier about the Kepler Probe and other space exploration.

S05E35 Aired March 11, 2009

Howard Fineman

Tonight Stephen welcomes Newsweek correspondent and author of 'The Thirteen American Arguments: Enduring Debates that Define and Inspire Our Country', Howard Fineman.

S05E36 Aired March 12, 2009

Simon Johnson, Peter Singer

Peter Singer urges Stephen to give money to poor people rather than enjoying it himself.

S05E37 Aired March 16, 2009

Jonathan Chait, Neil Gaiman

Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'The Graveyard Book'.

S05E38 Aired March 17, 2009

David Grann

Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'The Lost City of Z: A Tale of Deadly Obsession in the Amazon'.

S05E39 Aired March 18, 2009

Juan Cole

Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of 'Engaging the Muslim World'.

S05E40 Aired March 19, 2009

John McCardell

Tonight Stephen welcomes the president of Choose Responsibility.

S05E41 Aired March 30, 2009

Derrick Pitts

The guest tonight is Derrick Pitts, Chief Astronomer at The Franklin Institute.

S05E42 Aired March 31, 2009

David Plotz

David Plotz, Author of 'Good Book LP' talks to Stephen tonight.

S05E43 Aired April 01, 2009

Dambisa Moyo

Author of "Dead Aid", Dambisa Moyo is the guest on tonight's show.

S05E44 Aired April 02, 2009

Biz Stone

One of the co-founders of Twitter is the guest for tonight's show.

S05E45 Aired April 06, 2009

Tom Brokaw, Rich Lowry

Tonight Stephen welcomes the co-author of Banquo's Ghosts, Rich Lowry.

S05E46 Aired April 07, 2009

Queen Noor

Tonight Stephen welcomes Jordan's Queen Noor.

S05E47 Aired April 08, 2009

Phil Bronstein

Tonight Stephen welcomes the editor at large for the San Francisco Chronicle, Phil Bronstein.

S05E48 Aired April 09, 2009

Bart Ehrman

Tonight Stephen welcomes Bible expert and author of Jesus, Interrupted: Revealing the Hidden Contradictions in the Bible (And Why We Don't Know About Them), Bart Ehrman.

S05E49 Aired April 14, 2009

Sunita L. Williams, Susie Orbach

Tonight Stephen welcomes psychotherapist and author of Bodies, Susie Orbach. Also, Stephen talks with NASA's Deputy Chief, Astronaut Office at the Johnson Space Center, Sunita Williams about the naming of the new node on the International Space Station.

S05E50 Aired April 15, 2009

Jim Lehrer

Tonight Stephen welcomes the anchor of PBS' NewsHour and author of Oh, Jonny, Jim Lehrer.

S05E51 Aired April 16, 2009

Kanishk Tharoor, Doug Kmiec

Tonight Stephen welcomes the former head of the Office of Legal Council for both President Reagan and George Bush Sr., and author of Can a Catholic Support Him? Asking the Big Questions about Barack Obama, Doug Kmiec. Also, Stephen talks with the associate editor for opendemocracy.net, Kanishk Tharoor.

S05E52 Aired April 20, 2009

Ken Quinn, Sheriff Joe Arpaio

Sheriff Joe Arpaio denies that he focuses too much on illegal immigration.

S05E53 Aired April 21, 2009

Coach Mike Kryzewski

Tonight Stephen talks with Duke University men's basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski.

S05E54 Aired April 22, 2009

Ira Glass

Tonight Stephen talks with host of This American Life, Ira Glass.

S05E55 Aired April 23, 2009

Elizabeth Bintliff

Tonight Stephen welcomes the West Africa Program Officer for Heifer International, Elizabeth Bintliff.

S05E56 Aired April 27, 2009

The Decemberists

Tonight Stephen welcomes musical group The Decemberists.

S05E57 Aired April 28, 2009

David Gross

Tonight Stephen welcomes journalist and author of 'Dumb Money: How Our Greatest Financial Minds Bankrupted the Nation', Daniel Gross. Also, Stephen talks with war correspondent Richard Engel.

S05E58 Aired April 29, 2009

David Kessler

Tonight Stephen welcomes former FDA commissioner and author of The End of Overeating: Taking Control of the Insatiable American Appetite, David Kessler.

S05E59 Aired April 30, 2009

Jonathan Alter, Ethan Nadelman

Tonight Stephen welcomes the founder and executive director of the Drug Policy Alliance, Ethan Nadlemann.

S05E60 Aired May 04, 2009

J.J. Abrams

The Prescott Group needs a bailout, and J.J. Abrams reveals clues to Stephen's Persian Gulf mystery.

S05E61 Aired May 05, 2009

Cliff Sloan, Paul Rieckhoff

Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law and Paul Rieckhoff wants to make sure returning veterans get education, employment and health care support.

S05E62 Aired May 06, 2009

Laurie Garrett

President Obama's approval numbers are at 67%, and public health expert Laurie Garrett is here to shed some light on the swine flu.

S05E63 Aired May 07, 2009

Mitchell Joachim

It's Bring Your Savior to Work Day, and Mitchell Joachim wants to build carbon-neutral cities.

S05E64 Aired May 11, 2009

Jeff Daniels

Tonight Stephen welcomes actor Jeff Daniels Also, Stephen talks with the vice president of policy at Demos.org, Tamara Draut about credit cart reform.

S05E65 Aired May 12, 2009

Ron Howard

Tonight Stephen welcomes the producer & director of Angels & Demons, Ron Howard. Also, Stephen talks with the head of Latin American Division of the Council on Foreign Relations, Julia Sweig about Cuba.

S05E66 Aired May 13, 2009

Michael Pollan

Tonight Stephen welcomes the author of In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto, Michael Pollan.

S05E67 Aired May 14, 2009

Yusuf Islam

Donald Trump allows Miss California to keep her crown, the DonorsChoose competition continues, and Yusuf performs.

S05E68 Aired May 18, 2009

Meghan McCain

Meghan McCain loves the Republican Party and wants to save it from the people trying to make it more extreme.

S05E69 Aired May 19, 2009

Walter Kirn

Republicans find a way to make us love them again, and a Difference Maker stands up to the government.

S05E70 Aired May 20, 2009

Seth Shostak

Torture memo author John Yoo gets a newspaper column, and Nancy Pelosi says the CIA lied to her.

S05E71 Aired May 21, 2009

Green Day

Stephen reveals most of the Indian election results, and Green Day talks about their album, "21st Century Breakdown."

S05E72 Aired June 01, 2009

Jeffrey Toobin, Sen. Byron Dorgan

Republicans could lose their Latino voter, and you can see Stephen's Persian Gulf destination from Sarah Palin's house.

S05E73 Aired June 02, 2009

Katty Kay

The FDA challenges medical claims made by Cheerios, and Jim Moran protects kids from erectile dysfunction advertising.

S05E74 Aired June 03, 2009

Eric Schlosser

California allows some gay couples to stay married, and Obama invites Iran to celebrate 4th of July.

S05E75 Aired June 04, 2009

Dag Soderberg, David Byrne

Wikipedia takes on the Church of Scientology, and the latest on abstinence-only education will be worth the wait.

S05E76 Aired June 08, 2009

General Raymond Odierno

General Ray Odierno steps up to the plate to be Stephen’s first guest in Iraq.

S05E77 Aired June 09, 2009

Specialist Tareq Salha, Sgt. Robin Balcom

Stephen welcomes Sergeant Robin Balcom and Specialist Tareq Salha to his international desk of wisdom and truthiness.

S05E78 Aired June 10, 2009

Lieutenant General Charles Jacoby

Tom Hanks and Stephen prepare a care package, and Charles H. Jacoby Jr. picks his favorite soldier.

S05E79 Aired June 11, 2009

Stephen broadcasts from Iraq, Command Sgt. Major Frank Grippe

George W. Bush praises the troops, and Frank A. Grippe orders his officers to sing the Army song.

S05E80 Aired June 15, 2009

Austan Goolsbee

Stephen gives advice to the next leader of North Korea, and asks Austan Goolsbee if his arm gets tired from throwing money at problems.

S05E81 Aired June 16, 2009

Karim Sadjadpour, Jim Rogers

According to polls, 120% say the Iranian election wasn't rigged, and Jim Rogers wants to reduce Duke Energy's carbon footprint.

S05E82 Aired June 17, 2009

Joshua Micah Marshall

Sonia Sotomayor belongs to an exclusive women's-only club, and Joshua Micah Marshall won't be doing the pointing and talking.

S05E83 Aired June 18, 2009

Paul Muldoon

Someone finally agrees to accept Gitmo detainees, and Stephen nails poet Paul Muldoon.

S05E84 Aired June 22, 2009

Simon Schama

Stephen suggests punching randomly until we find the enemy among us, and Simon Schama writes a history of the future of America.

S05E85 Aired June 23, 2009

Howard Dean, David Kilcullen

David Kilcullen fights wars by taking a local approach to combat smaller guerrilla movements.

S05E86 Aired June 24, 2009

Matthew Crawford

The Jonas Brothers don't abstain from making awesome rock, and Matthew Crawford believes in working with his hands.

S05E87 Aired June 25, 2009

Jim Fouratt

ABC turns their network over to Barack Obama, and Jim Fouratt meets the leader of the gay shame movement.

S05E88 Aired June 29, 2009

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Neil deGrasse Tyson tries to make science accessible to whomever wants to reach out and touch it.

S05E89 Aired June 30, 2009

Alexi Lalas, Kevin Mattson

Stephen questions whether America should embrace soccer, and Kevin Mattson thinks Jimmy Carter was underappreciated.

S05E90 Aired July 01, 2009

Nicholas Kristof

The Supreme Court takes its recess, and Nicholas Kristof discusses "It's Time to Learn From Frogs" after crossing five lanes of busy traffic.

S05E91 Aired July 02, 2009

Ed Viesturs

Congress passes a renewable energy bill, and climber Ed Viesturs scales Stephen's ego.

S05E92 Aired July 13, 2009

Paul Rieckhoff, Paul Krugman

The Sotomayor confirmation hearings begin, and New York Times columnist Paul Krugman knows a lot about money.

S05E93 Aired July 14, 2009

Leymah Gbowee

Stephen suggests looking for change in the folds of Barney Frank, and asks Leymah Gbowee where Liberia is.

S05E94 Aired July 15, 2009

Douglas Rushkoff

There's bad news for people with target-shaped birthmarks, and Douglas Rushkoff lets Jews and Freemasons off the hook.

S05E95 Aired July 16, 2009

Edmund Andrews

Stephen is emotionally dead inside, and Ed Andrews should write about teen vampires if he wants to get out of debt.

S05E96 Aired July 20, 2009

Geoffrey Canada, Bob Park

Geoffrey Canada can't find any area where white men are being disproportionately victimized and Bob Park doesn't understand why humans need go to space when robots can do a better job.

S05E97 Aired July 21, 2009

Dr. Aaron Carroll

Stephen will be the mighty oak when he investigates Acorn, and Aaron Carroll believes America should have a single-payer system.

S05E98 Aired July 22, 2009

Matthew Waxman, Chris Anderson

The truth behind the CIA's secret assassination squad is revealed, and Chris Anderson talks about a future economy where everything is free.

S05E99 Aired July 23, 2009

Zev Chafets

The British announce plans to cut and run, Tom Vilsack drops out of the presidential race, and Zev Chafets angles for a Christmas present.

S05E100 Aired July 27, 2009

Movits!

A report on tasers may shock you, and Swedish band Movits! helps Stephen put his Ikea futon together

S05E101 Aired July 28, 2009

Arianna Huffington

Arianna Huffington was born in the United States, but she cultivated an accent to give herself an air of being an ethnic minority.

S05E102 Aired July 29, 2009

Kevin Baker

Lance Armstrong comes in third in the Tour de France, and Kevin Baker says Obama is the new Hoover.

S05E103 Aired July 30, 2009

Kathryn Bigelow

Kathryn Bigelow's war movie, "The Hurt Locker," is getting great reviews, despite not having explosions and ear-splitting sound effects.

S05E104 Aired August 03, 2009

General Anthony Zinni

President Obama finds a way to pay for health care, and General Anthony Zinni will wax Stephen's chest.

S05E105 Aired August 04, 2009

Kurt Andersen

According to Kurt Andersen, the economic and health crises give Americans a brief chance to get things where they want them.

S05E106 Aired August 05, 2009

Kris Kobach

Kris Kobach wants to fight illegal immigration on the local level and reward the people willing to come to this country legally.

S05E107 Aired August 06, 2009

Meryl Streep

Stephen reviews the movies that are destroying America and talks to Meryl Streep about her role as Julia Child.

S05E108 Aired August 10, 2009

Sen. Barbara Boxer

Vladimir Putin returns to the spotlight, and Stephen interviews Barbara Boxer with deaf suspicion.

S05E109 Aired August 11, 2009

Jonathan Cohn

Afghanistan prepares for Bring Your Rocket Launcher to Work Day, and Jonathan Cohn explains why America's having a health care crisis.

S05E110 Aired August 12, 2009

Mark Johnson

Americans speak Glenn Beck's mind at town hall meetings, and Mark Johnson spreads peace through music.

S05E111 Aired August 13, 2009

Mark Devlin

Glenn Beck loses his sponsors, and Mark Devlin uses giant balloons to life telescopes to the edge of space.

S05E112 Aired August 17, 2009

Bill McKibben

Reporters get so desperate they'll even work for a newspaper, and Bill McKibben lowers carbon dioxide levels by not exhaling when he talks.

S05E113 Aired August 18, 2009

Robert Wright

S05E114 Aired August 19, 2009

Ang Lee

Ang Lee captures the hope and optimism of tired, dirty kids in his movie, "Taking Woodstock."

S05E115 Aired August 20, 2009

Chris Matthews

The Earth's population nears 7 billion, and Chris Matthews discusses his documentary, "The Kennedy Brothers."

S05E116 Aired September 14, 2009

Cory Booker

The health care debate rages on, MTV's VMAs deliver a shock, and Cory Booker admits he is the mayor of Newark.

S05E117 Aired September 15, 2009

Christiane Amanpour

Christiane Amanpour is going to make Americans care about the rest of the world with her CNN show "Amanpour."

S05E118 Aired September 16, 2009

Tony Danza

Obama indoctrinates America's school children, Tucker Carlson reveals Muslims' influence on textbooks, and The Flaming Lips perform.

S05E119 Aired September 17, 2009

Frank Bruni

Stephen resurrects the U.S. military technique of staring at a goats and Frank Bruni talks about mastering his addiction to compulsive eating as a food critic for the New York Times.

S05E120 Aired September 22, 2009

Tue, Sep 22, 2009

The Senate votes to allow guns on trains, and Shai Agassi wants us all to drive electric cars.

S05E121 Aired September 23, 2009

AJ Jacobs

AJ Jacobs' life experiments include following all the rules of the Bible, trying to be the most rational person alive and radical honesty.

S05E122 Aired September 24, 2009

Ken Burns

The Republican Party is accused of racism, another holiday is under attack, and Ken Burns makes a documentary about national parks.

S05E123 Aired September 28, 2009

Sheryl WuDunn

Sheryl WuDunn believes giving women loans and educating girls is the way to lift developing nations out of poverty.

S05E124 Aired September 29, 2009

Matt Latimer / Out Of The Closet

An exciting new tobacco product hits the market, and Matt Latimer recalls his Bush speechwriting days.

S05E125 Aired September 30, 2009

Wed, Sep 30, 2009

Stephen has an update on his space treadmill, and he'll evolve Richard Dawkins' book into tiny shreds of paper.

S05E126 Aired October 01, 2009

Francis Collins

Francis Collins informs Stephen that it's going to take time for stem cell research to give him crab claws.

S05E127 Aired October 05, 2009

Arne Duncan

President Obama proposes a longer school year, and Arne Duncan could only get a job as a secretary.

S05E128 Aired October 06, 2009

The Mountain Goats

The Mountain Goats perform "Psalms 40:2" from their album, "The Life of the World to Come."

S05E129 Aired October 07, 2009

Alison Gopnik

Doctors invent a radical new surgery, and Alison Gopnik says babies can help us understand deep philosophical questions.

S05E130 Aired October 08, 2009

Thu, Oct 8, 2009

The media attacks Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh may buy a football team, and Colin Beavan makes no environmental impact.

S05E131 Aired October 12, 2009

Shashi Tharoor, Dr. Sanjay Gupta

Stephen takes on Norwegians for giving Obama the Nobel Peace Prize, plays tennis with James Blake and talks zombies with Sanjay Gupta.

S05E132 Aired October 13, 2009

David Javerbaum, Sylvia Earle

Stephen posts Twitter updates on Miley Cyrus, talks fetuses with David Javerbaum and asks Sylvia Earle why he should care about the ocean.

S05E133 Aired October 14, 2009

Amy Farrell, The RZA

Stephen gets angry over health care reform, discusses obesity with Amy Farrell, and talks wisdom with the RZA.

S05E134 Aired October 15, 2009

Jerry Mitchell

Stephen proves that mayo is the illest condiment, asks Jerry Mitchell what a newspaper reporter is and unveils his new portrait.

S05E135 Aired October 26, 2009

Cornel West

Stephen criticizes Washington State, endorses your job application and disagrees with everything Cornel West stands for.

S05E136 Aired October 27, 2009

Tue, Oct 27, 2009

The Catholic Church reaches out to former members, and Gail Collins talks about the modern American woman.

S05E137 Aired October 28, 2009

Brian Cox

Stephen finds out what broke the largest particle accelerator and preps for his interview with Brian Cox by watching "Baby Einstein" tapes.

S05E138 Aired October 29, 2009

Bill Simmons

Stephen talks to Rosanne Cash about torturing detainees with music and discusses "Teen Wolf" with Bill Simmons.

S05E139 Aired November 02, 2009

Nicholas Thompson

Stephen sponsors the U.S. speedskating team, analyzes Arnold Schwarzenegger's breakfast and disputes the end of the Cold War with Nicholas Thompson.

S05E140 Aired November 03, 2009

Andrew Sullivan

Stephen makes history with the U.S. Speedskating team, covers a gay couple's arrest on Mormon Church property and wants Andrew Sullivan to admit he's wrong.

S05E141 Aired November 04, 2009

Harold Evans

Stephen declares Barack Obama the loser, gets dunked in water by Al Gore and asks Harold Evans if he's going to be a chimney sweep.

S05E142 Aired November 05, 2009

Thu, Nov 5, 2009

Stephen puts Canada on notice with Joey Cheek, introduces Vaxaconda and talks to William Bratton about McGruff the Crime Dog.

S05E143 Aired November 09, 2009

Mon, Nov 9, 2009

Stephen asks Mike Castle why he can't marry a chicken, helps Katherine Reutter win a gold medal, and talks art with Thomas Campbell.

S05E144 Aired November 10, 2009

Maria Shriver

Stephen defends Barney Frank for not recognizing marijuana, enjoys a Taser XREP ad and feeds ice cream to Maria Shriver.

S05E145 Aired November 11, 2009

Christopher Caldwell

Stephen believes bankers are God's representatives, criticizes "Sesame Street" and asks Christopher Caldwell where the Muslim pope is.

S05E146 Aired November 12, 2009

Woody Harrelson

Stephen uses Miracle Whip money to buy mayo, claims Lou Dobbs' audience and shaves Woody Harrelson's head.

S05E147 Aired November 16, 2009

Mon, Nov 16, 2009

Stephen shows Barack Obama how to greet foreign leaders, offers to sing in Aerosmith, and discusses architecture with Paul Goldberger.

S05E148 Aired November 17, 2009

Malcolm Gladwell

Stephen talks to Marc Kielburger about child labor, skateboards with Jackie Speier and asks Malcolm Gladwell to explain a New Yorker cartoon.

S05E149 Aired November 18, 2009

Norah Jones

Sarah Palin has a 400-page book, "2012" takes the world by storm, and Norah Jones talks about her famous father, Indiana.

S05E150 Aired November 19, 2009

Thu, Nov 19, 2009

The Senate introduces a tax on plastic surgery, and Elvis Costello plays "Cheap Reward" with Stephen.

S05E151 Aired November 30, 2009

Dan Esty, Cevin Soling

Stephen talks to Dan Esty about global warming, forces Joseph Cirincione to play "Sanction, Bomb, Marry?" and compares school to prison with Cevin Soling

S05E152 Aired December 01, 2009

Tue, Dec 1, 2009

Stephen profiles a made-up district, discusses alien Jesus with Guy Consolmagno and helps Sherman Alexie save part of white culture

S05E153 Aired December 02, 2009

Wed, Dec 2, 2009

Stephen critiques President Obama's speech, presents a device that lets him poop whenever he wants, and questions Craig Watson's innocence

S05E154 Aired December 03, 2009

Thu, Dec 3, 2009

Stephen covers Tiger Woods' car crash, tries out for the U.S. skeleton team and talks to Janet Napolitano about the color-coded threat level.

S05E155 Aired December 07, 2009

Mon, Dec 7, 2009

Bill T. Jones describes how Fela Kuti fought against the Nigerian government with his music.

S05E156 Aired December 08, 2009

Senator Bernie Sanders, Andy Schlafly

Stephen gives Bernie Sanders a chance to address the vicious socialist rumors and discusses the best of the public with Andy Schlafly.

S05E157 Aired December 09, 2009

Wed, Dec 9, 2009

Stephen appeals to the monkey demographic, gets a visit from Krampus and calls out Goldman Sachs with Matt Taibbi.

S05E158 Aired December 10, 2009

Thu, Dec 10, 2009

Stephen details Russia's battle plan for Afghanistan, tries out for the U.S. bobsled team and puts words in Lara Logan's mouth.

S05E159 Aired December 14, 2009

Snoop Dogg

Stephen interviews President Obama's cardboard cutout, signs Katherine Reutter's thigh and pre-censors Snoop Dogg.

S05E160 Aired December 15, 2009

Alicia Keys

John Slattery sells gold, Stephen relays the story of Treesus, and Alicia Keys performs her hit song.

S05E161 Aired December 16, 2009

Tom Brokaw

Stephen encourages Tiger Woods, sees the ghost of Stephen King and remembers the wacky decade with Tom Brokaw.