1000 Ways to Die

Season 1

12 episodes 9 seasons

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1000 Ways to Die Season 1 released on February 8, 2009.

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S01E01 Aired May 14, 2008

Life Will Kill You

1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#208 Semi-cide" a man is run over by a semi and cut in half, "#422 Construction Accident" a man buried alive in three tons of sand, "#92 Fang Banged" a man who fell on a poisonous rattlesnake and was bit on the chest, "#832 Lesbocution" a woman who is electrocuted by walking barefoot into an electrified puddle, "#125 Love Bugged" a reptile and insect collector who was bit by a black widow spider, and "#640 Tumble Die" a hospital repairman is caught in a industrial strength dryer. It also looks at the case of a paramedic who survived after he was hit by a runaway car at the Dayton Speedway.

S01E02 Aired May 21, 2008

Hard Lives, Easy Deaths

A dim-witted meat packer gets his boss' granddaughter pregnant and then meets his fate in a mysteriously locked freezer. Three buddies find out - the hard way - you're not supposed to scuba dive and fly the same day. Man in homemade merman suit tries to swim with the fishes and winds up sleeping with them instead. Ways to Die: "Freeze Died" (#293), "Dive Bombed" (#713), "De-Coffinated" (#91), "Wet Dream" (#606), "Fur Burger" (#112) Way to Live: Parachute Jumper Shayna Richardson

S01E03 Aired February 08, 2009

Death Over Easy

A fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations; a dozing beauty and a fire-breathing midget.

S01E04 Aired February 08, 2009

Unforced Errors

A young beauty works out a fantasy; an attorney jumps out a window; a helium-filled death trap.

S01E05 Aired February 15, 2009

Dead and Deader

A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.

S01E06 Aired February 22, 2009

Death Gets Busy

A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire.

S01E07 Aired March 01, 2009

The Lighter Side of Death

A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.

S01E08 Aired March 08, 2009

The Good, The Bad, and the Dead

A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.

S01E09 Aired March 15, 2009

Death Be Not Stupid

A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.

S01E10 Aired March 22, 2009

Cure for the Common Death, Part 1

A group of rednecks get into fatal trouble while celebrating the 4th of July, and a pair of heavy metal enthusiasts discover the hidden dangers of head banging. Ways to Die: "Red, White and Blew" (#77), "Bank Ruptured" (#756), "Guitar Zeros" (#66), "Radium Girls" (#196), "Oz Holed" (#638), "Tanked Girl" (#710), "Law and OrDead" (#909) Way to Live: Skydiver Chris Colwell

S01E11 Aired March 29, 2009

Death: A User's Manual

An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.

S01E12 Aired April 05, 2009

I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)

A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.